Apology Tax: UK Government Introduces New Politeness Legislation
“We’re sorry, but you’re going to have to pay for that sorry.” 💷 The Concept The UK Government has unveiled a bold new initiative: an Apology Tax, where every formal,…
“We’re sorry, but you’re going to have to pay for that sorry.” 💷 The Concept The UK Government has unveiled a bold new initiative: an Apology Tax, where every formal,…
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